I am very good at New Year's Resolutions. I only resolve things that I am absolutely sure I will or will not do in the next year.
Here are 2016's resolutions.
*I will not vote for Donald Trump or any Republican running for President.
*I will not buy a hover board or a new car.
*I will vote for Bernie Sanders in the CT primary and for whoever is the Democratic nominee in November.
*I will not join the NRA.
*Also, I will not buy a gun in 2016.
*I will not lose 25 pounds or shave my beard.
*I will eat an egg every other day.
*I will not drink Scotch.
*I will walk the dog every morning and night.
*I will drink Pinto Grigio a lot.
*I will not travel to Syria or join Isis.
*I will smoke as many cigarettes as I will.
*I will not swim the English Channel.
*I will sleep as late as I want every day but Sunday and Tuesday.
*I will shower when I think I should.
*I will love Bern absolutely--and my children and granddaughters as well.
*I will write on my blog a lot.
*I will not eat raw liver.
*I will not eat cooked liver either. Or quail eggs. Or calf brains. Or the intestines of pigs. Or duck (I just can't eat a duck.)
*I will grill on the deck as much as is possible.
*I will not ever drive 100 miles an hour.
*I will not apply to graduate school in psychology.
So why is it so hard to keep New Year's resolutions....?
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- New Year's Eve
- The sixth day of Christmas (really, this time)
- The 6th day of Christmas
- The 4th day of Christmas
- The third day of Christmas
- One good thing
- Well worth the search...
- Christmas Eve Sermon--2015
- Chistmas dinner on the grill
- The eve of The Eve
- What a dope! Really!
- Mimi's home
- Walking Man
- Afraid of the Dark
- Under a week
- Cabbage rolls
- OK, I'm trying to be calmer...
- It's December 16 and I just grilled fish
- Two trees
- The Voice vs. the voices
- Traveling even lighter
- Traveling light...
- Aunt Elsie III
- It's getting darker...
- pain in the butt
- Moving to Canada
- A couple of things about my new computer
- Aunt Elsie II
- Aunt Elsie
- At last...
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