Most of the calls I get on my cell phone aren't from friends--far from it!
80% of my calls are from recordings trying to sell me something or figure out something about me they can use to connect me to a real person.
I usually say, "Hello, recording," when they say hello. That gets rid of many of them. Other calls I either just hang up or wait until they ask a question.
"Do you own a car?" they ask and I say, "no, I ride my elephant."
"Are you between 65 and 85?" gets me to answer, "no, I'm 134".
That gets them to hang up.
How many people talk to a recording long enough to get a real person to sell them something?
Are they just lonely and glad to get any call?
I just don't get it.
Stop calling me, Recordings!