Bern didn't like the hat I was wearing.
She said, "look in the hat and glove drawer".
I had no idea where that drawer was, but I didn't tell her.
I think I opened every drawer in the house but only found a Bears toboggan. I used to be a Chicago Bears fan until Mahomes and the Chiefs came around.
But I wore the toboggan today anyway.
While I was looking I came across a tee shirt I didn't remember having.
It shows a flying saucer above the White House.
The caption says, "No Intellegent life here!"
Below, it says, 'Not my President'.
(Even though I can't spell 'intellegent', I love the shirt.)