The itch you can't scratch...

Ok, I've had an itch all day in the very center of my back, exactly where I can't touch and therefore can't scratch.

I'm sure it's dry skin from the cold. I'll just put some moisturizer on it--oh, wait, I can't touch that part of my back!

I've used a spatula, doorways, my chair, even a butcher knife (not my best idea...) to try to scratch my itch.

Maybe I could take off my sweater and two shirts, smear moisturizer on the door way and go at it....