Come on Nevada!

 I've never been to Nevada. I never want to be there.

I would go if you paid my airfare and hotel and gave me $10,000 to gamble with.

But beyond that, never would I go to Nevada.

I've flown over it, I'm sure, on trips to the West Coast. But I've never landed.

But tonight I just pray and hope and wish that Nevada would count the votes.

If Biden won, he would have 270 electoral votes and be president-elect.

Come on, Nevada. End this misery.

Make America be back on track again.

Please, please, Nevada!

I need you to make this end.