I don't make new year's resolutions

First of all, I never keep them.

Second of all, when I don't, I feel bad.

I don't need to make resolutions that will make me feel bad.

So, let me make some I will certainly keep:

*I resolve never to drink yak milk

*I resolve never to vote for a Republican

*I resolve never to visit Poland

*I resolve never to take heroine

*I resolve to eat meat and fish and fowl

*I resolve to drink white wine

Those I can keep.

(all comments here are mine and mine alone)