Hopelessly Right Handed

 I've probably written it before here--who can remember after so many posts-but I am hopelessly right-handed.

When I was a kid, I used to try to be left-handed since I thought it was cool.

Tried to throw a ball, shoot a jump shot, write a sentence, using my left hand.

It all failed.

I have trouble holding the fork in my left hand while I cut my steak with my right hand.

I have trouble holding a Marlboro Red Label in my left hand when I smoke. (Yes, I smoke. I apologize. But I'm 75, can do what I want and I like it!)

After I wash my clothes I have a terrible time buttoning the top button of my shirts over the hanger.

I realized it was when the shirt is on I button the shirts with my right hand, but when they're off, I have to use my left hand.

It's not horrible to be hopelessly right handed.

But I wish it wasn't quite so hopeless.....