I'm an Idiot....

 I went to my personal doctor for a check-up today. Then I went to Marshall's for the fruit and nut stuff I love to put in yougart.

An hour or so later, I was going to go upstairs but noticed my wallet wasn't where I always leave it.

I looked around and checked the sports coat I'd worn and went out to my car to see if it was there.

It wasn't!

I began to lose my mind. All the things I'd need to do....

    *cancel credit cards

    *new driver's licence

    *new library card

    *new united health care and medicare cards

    *the hundred or so dollars in my wallet would be gone

I was about to tell Bern and go back to Marshall's to see if someone turned it in.

But I checked my sports coat again and there it was--in the left hand inner pocket.

I always put it in the right hand pocket.

I'm an idiot...but a relieved one!