My not-so-smart phone

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Bern (and most people) can get almost anything on their smart phone.

I avoid the internet by in large, but if it were on my phone I couldn't.

I can call and be called on my phone.

You can't leave a message, so if you call me you have to hope I press "notifications", see your number and call you back.

Which I don't, most of the time.

A 'not-so-smart' phone is right up my communications alley.