Failed Test and other idiotic things

 So, my car failed the emissions test.

But before that I went to the wrong place and had to come home to find out where to go.

And then, I drove right past the testing place and went a mile before I could turn back.

And before all that, the folks who work on my car told me to 'drive it for quite a few miles' before taking the test.

Then the guy who failed me told me if I had driven "a couple of hundred miles" after having it worked on, it would have passed.

How many idiotic things can I do?

In a short time: quite a few.

I must be a pretty good idiot....