I love Bern so much that I went to Costco with her today.
The credit card I use gives us cash to spend at Costco. This year we got $367.42 from them in a gift certificate.
So we went.
I would rather go to the 5th ring of hell than to Costco.
It is so big and so crowded and the carts are huge and I get very tired walking around in it and paranoid about the crowds and size of it.
When I die, if an angel asks me, "You want to go to Hell or Costco?" I'll answer as loudly as I can when dead, "Hell, you idiot! Now!"
We got over 200 dollars in cash back and I got some shorts, tee shirts and underwear out of it.
But I would never go again.
When we got home, Bern told me we can deposit the gift certificate in the bank, which I didn't know, and said she never wanted to go to Costco again.
That's my woman and why I love her so.
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