A couple of weeks ago, Bern said to me, "you have all these specialists and I have none."
This week when I told her I had four doctor appoints, all with specialists, in five days, I think she changed her tune.
Yesterday I saw my cancer doctor--I don't have cancer--because my PSA went up last year and it shouldn't because I have no prostrate gland. She's driven it down with shots but I've lost all the hair under my arms and some body hair.
I'm becoming gender neutral!
Today I saw my gout doctor who has rid me of that awful joint pain I suffered with for years--mostly in my ankles.
Tomorrow, NO DOCTOR!!!
Thursday I see the cardiologist for a scan. I have a leaky valve but he want's to make sure I don't need it replaced.
Friday, I see my urologist so she can take out my catheter and check my bladder.
I have to go at 9 a.m. for the first and 2:45 p.m. for the second.
I'll deduct all the miles on my tax return as a medical expense.
Lots of miles this week.
Stay well and stay away from specialists, no matter what Bern might think....
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