Tuesday, February 16, 2021

If you haven't heard about this

Stephen Guttierrez, a 32 year old lawyer was pulled over for not having a working headlight. The policeman was just going to tell him to get it fixed when he saw a bulge under Stephen's shirt.

The officer asked him about it and Guttierrez blurted out, "it's cocaine!"

That was much worse than a headlight that was burned out.

This is the same lawyer who, three years ago, was defending a man accused of arson on his car to collect the insurance.

Stephen was explaining to the jury that the fire could have been spontaneous combustion when, suddenly, Stephen's pants caught on fire!

He rushed from the courtroom and later blamed a faulty battery in his e-cigarette, but the bar found him guilty of doing the fire on purpose to try to sway the jury about his 'spontaneous combustion' defense of his client.

Poor Stephen.

Not a good lawyer or a good liar....


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